Any other guy: “You like Doctor Who and you’re pretty much me but you have boobies. Do you wanna just take it slow and get married?”

The guy I’m jonesing: “I literally cannot stop talking about my ex. Disregard females, acquire rabbits and cats lol.”

how to boys

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

(via pasdesolee)


Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

Her face is like “bitch please” she ain’t got time fo dat.

(via littlegirl-bluebox)

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.
lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

(via thats-slightly-raven)

You’re all he talks about. Sorry I’m not alluring to you and don’t have a magical vagina.

ourfragilehearts:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

 

wizards-of-hogwarts:

CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?

training for the ballet, Potter?

^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.

(via just-a-weirdo)

Will it still hurt?

Once, I burnt myself with my GHD hair straightener, in the throes of titillating girly/newfound beauty regime goodness. I grabbed my ear with the hot irons and clamped down. The burn looked like a nasty bacterial infection on one of my ear piercings, and seemed to require tonnes of ointment, and took months to heal. You know what I didn’t do in the healing interim? Burn myself again just to see if it would still hurt.

jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!? jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

What is this witchcraft!?
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya
australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya

australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya

(via breakfastatbrittanys)

jaymcgeeky:

Do you ever look at photos of Jennifer Lawrence and feel like a potato

All the damn time.

jaymcgeeky:

Do you ever look at photos of Jennifer Lawrence and feel like a potato

All the damn time.

unshaped:

h-ella:

AD

OMG

THIS unshaped:

h-ella:

AD

OMG

THIS